The poster is sold by Tex Jernigan, who also made it. Questions about any of this go to tex@texs.org.
Prices are in US dollars and include worldwide shipping. There is no separate postage charge at checkout and no surprise at the end — the number you see is the number you pay.
Posters are printed at the press nearest you, so most never cross a border. If yours does, your country may charge import duty or tax on arrival. That isn't something I can collect or pay on your behalf, and it isn't included in the price.
It's printed to order, so allow a few days before it ships, then normal post on top. You'll get a tracking number by email when it moves. Any dates given are estimates — presses and post offices are not under my control.
Covered separately, in plainer detail, on the returns page.
The sheet — its layout, its wording, the flags drawn for it — is my work and stays mine. Buying a poster buys you the poster: hang it, photograph it, give it away. It doesn't include the right to reproduce it, print your own copies, or sell it on as a product.
The sheet prints the casual register on purpose: what you'd actually say to someone, not what a textbook would put in the same slot. Every line has been checked, but living languages argue with themselves, and a phrase that's normal in one city can be odd two hundred miles away. It's a poster about how people greet each other, not a reference work — please don't use it for anything where being wrong matters.
Spotted something off? Tell me. Corrections reach the next print, because each one is printed fresh.
If an order goes wrong I'll replace it or refund it. Beyond the amount you paid for it, I can't take on liability for anything else that follows.
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